Ingenue or quirky sidekick? Confident villain or tragic hero? Funny or depressed? After endless auditions, callbacks, self tapes, and non equity stipends, we’re… confused. Our fate is in your hands. We’ve been told who we are in every audition room in this city: now it’s your time to decide.

The Den Theatre and comedy club is pleased to host Who The #?!$ Are We? on June 7-8, 2026 at 1331 N. Milwaukee Ave. in Chicago’s Wicker Park neighborhood.

Tickets are currently available at thedentheatre.com or by calling (773) 697-3830. 

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